[DailyDadJokes] Daily Dad Joke

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender asks, "So what's with the paper towel?" The pirate replies, "Arrrr... there be a bounty on me head." Hat Tip to Dan Flores Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall