[DailyDadJokes] Daily Dad Jokes

*In honor of Valentine's Day, I present multiple Dad Jokes:* Why do skunks love Valentine’s Day? Because they’re scent-ual animals! Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef? They’ll dessert you. Why did the sheriff lock up his girlfriend? She stole his heart. What Valentine’s Day gift never arrives on time? Choco-late. *And finally*: Two antennae met on a roof, fell in love and got married. Their wedding ceremony wasn’t fancy but, man, the reception was excellent. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall