[DailyDadJokes] Daily Dad Joke

Joan and I visited our mechanic the other day to pick up our car. Joan: "Hi, I'm Joan Griffin. We're here to pick up our car." Mechanic: "Good thing that there's two of you, it's heavy." [This is a true story.] Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter