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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 12 Oct '25

12 Oct '25

Whenever I try to eat healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 11 Oct '25

11 Oct '25

I'm struggling to get the slack out of a rope even after instruction. I guess some things just can't be taut. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 10 Oct '25

10 Oct '25

Joan asked me if she had any annoying habits. Then she got all offended during the PowerPoint presentation. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 09 Oct '25

09 Oct '25

What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea? Boo tea. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 08 Oct '25

08 Oct '25

Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because he lost his filling. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 07 Oct '25

07 Oct '25

I saw two worms who were very much in love. They were soil mates. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 06 Oct '25

06 Oct '25

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 05 Oct '25

05 Oct '25

What do you call a ventriloquist act with no puppets? A show of hands. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 04 Oct '25

04 Oct '25

I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 03 Oct '25

03 Oct '25

What’s the difference between Saint George and Santa’s reindeer? One slays a dragon, the others are dragging a sleigh. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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