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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 30 Nov '25

30 Nov '25

What do you call a woman with a frog on her head? Lily. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 29 Nov '25

29 Nov '25

Joe (to Joan): I've noticed that we Americans use a lot of French words regularly such as hors d'oeuvres. Joan: And that's just for starters. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 28 Nov '25

28 Nov '25

I was watching ‘Dirty Dancing’ while eating dinner with Joan the other night and I sneakily took the herbs off her plate. I’ve had the thyme off my wife… Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 27 Nov '25

27 Nov '25

Thanksgiving humor: Why did the turkey start a band? He had drumsticks. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 26 Nov '25

26 Nov '25

We've all seen a refrigerator run, a micro wave, and a kitchen sink. But I just saw a toilet bowl. It was striking! Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 25 Nov '25

25 Nov '25

What do you call a group of talented musicians performing on a hill? Musically inclined. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 24 Nov '25

24 Nov '25

My local zoo requires all the animals to do chores to earn their keep. The lion sweeps tonight. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 23 Nov '25

23 Nov '25

Due to personal reasons, I will be saying “Aye” and “Arrrggggh” instead of yes and no from now on. Please respect my piracy at this difficult time. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 22 Nov '25

22 Nov '25

Did you hear about the large, flightless bird that was excluded from societal norms? Apparently it was ostrich-sized. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 21 Nov '25

21 Nov '25

NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They're calling it the Apollo G. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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