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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 31 Mar '26

31 Mar '26

I shipped the bottom half of some mannequins in a used coffin once and they got lost. I knew I shouldn’t have put all my legs in one casket. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 30 Mar '26

30 Mar '26

Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 29 Mar '26

29 Mar '26

Q: What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby? A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 28 Mar '26

28 Mar '26

I took a tour of the soda museum. It ended with a pop quiz. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 27 Mar '26

27 Mar '26

A philosopher never sits down at work. Stands to reason. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 26 Mar '26

26 Mar '26

*Reversing the car* "Ah, this takes me back" Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 25 Mar '26

25 Mar '26

Julie (while returning from a hike): We're almost there, I can see the car way over there. Pete: Thank goodness, now we can find our way using our JeepPS. H/T to the Beer 30 Crowd. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 24 Mar '26

24 Mar '26

Joan (talking with a friend): Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet. Friend: How did it go? Joan: It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 23 Mar '26

23 Mar '26

Animal Fact #25: Most bobcats are not named bob. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris Jones

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 22 Mar '26

22 Mar '26

My friend swears she can smell freshly baked Indian bread from a mile away. I told her that’s naan scents. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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