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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 30 Apr '26

30 Apr '26

I think my pet crocodile is an amateur photographer. He’s a bit of a snapper. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 29 Apr '26

29 Apr '26

People say that it takes years to learn how to manually replace a door bolt. But I think that’s just a locks myth. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 28 Apr '26

28 Apr '26

My anger management flyer blew out the car window yesterday. That’s when I totally lost it. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 27 Apr '26

27 Apr '26

I put some yeast in my broth. The results were soup rising. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 26 Apr '26

26 Apr '26

A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 25 Apr '26

25 Apr '26

Sad that the local archery business had to close. They weren’t hitting their targets. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 24 Apr '26

24 Apr '26

If you poop enough microplastics, you're technically a 3d printer Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 23 Apr '26

23 Apr '26

Why do pup fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze! Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 22 Apr '26

22 Apr '26

To stop ants from coming into your house, leave a saucer of milk outside. The adult ants drink it and it has an erect on ant reproduction. The young are born without toes so they cannot climb into your house's cavities. This effect is called lack toes in toddler ants. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 21 Apr '26

21 Apr '26

After a shipwreck off the Scottish coast, 50,000 gallons of whiskey leaked into the ocean. No tern was left unstoned. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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