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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 20 Apr '26

20 Apr '26

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize? Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 19 Apr '26

19 Apr '26

Joan & Joan today: "Lettuce leaf before someone cries." Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 18 Apr '26

18 Apr '26

I’m trying to figure out the reason why I have such difficulty operating my doorbell. I just can’t put my finger on it. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 17 Apr '26

17 Apr '26

What do you get when you cross a pig with a millipede? Bacon and legs. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 16 Apr '26

16 Apr '26

Is the pool safe for diving? It deep ends. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 15 Apr '26

15 Apr '26

I'd make a tax pun, but you wouldn't depreciate it! Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 14 Apr '26

14 Apr '26

According to my friend in Moscow, Russian vodka has more alcohol than American vodka. But I'm still looking for the proof. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 13 Apr '26

13 Apr '26

Joan keeps blowing everything out of proportion. She is single-handedly ruining my balloon animal business. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 12 Apr '26

12 Apr '26

My neighbor can't afford his water bill. I think I'll send him a get well soon card. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 11 Apr '26

11 Apr '26

What do you call a romantic dinner on a hot air balloon? An update. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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