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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 31 Oct '25

31 Oct '25

What do you call a muscular pumpkin? A jacked-o-lantern. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 30 Oct '25

30 Oct '25

I’m not keen on those new coins they’ve just released. To be fair, I’ve never liked change. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 29 Oct '25

29 Oct '25

Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 28 Oct '25

28 Oct '25

Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend! Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 27 Oct '25

27 Oct '25

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 26 Oct '25

26 Oct '25

Why are mummys scared of vacation? They're afraid to unwind. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 25 Oct '25

25 Oct '25

Ohhhhh, DAD jokes! Sorry. I thought you said BAD jokes. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 24 Oct '25

24 Oct '25

What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 23 Oct '25

23 Oct '25

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? Ideally three, but toucan. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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an idea
by pastormom＠aol.com 22 Oct '25

22 Oct '25

Every time I get into a car and I see 'Door Ajar', I say, 'No, it's a door'

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