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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 11 Mar '26

11 Mar '26

Q. What do Cher, Diana Ross, and Barbra Streisand have in common? A. They were all pre-Madonnas! HT to Richard Orlin Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 10 Mar '26

10 Mar '26

Whiteboards ... are remarkable Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 09 Mar '26

09 Mar '26

Shout out to my grandma, that's the only way she can hear. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 08 Mar '26

08 Mar '26

Pope Leo recently contracted the bird flu. They say he got it from one of the cardinals. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 07 Mar '26

07 Mar '26

Me: “Doctor, I’ve broken my arm in several places” Doctor: “Well don’t go to those places.” Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 06 Mar '26

06 Mar '26

I got asked to leave a hall of mirrors yesterday. I said, “Don’t worry, I’ll see myself out.” Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 05 Mar '26

05 Mar '26

I lost my job as the rodent keeper at the zoo. No more Mr Mice guy. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 04 Mar '26

04 Mar '26

Why was Ranger Broom late for Morning Meeting? He overswept. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 03 Mar '26

03 Mar '26

I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 02 Mar '26

02 Mar '26

Suzie, my friend, has been engaged over 5 times but never married. That's a lot of near Ms.s Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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