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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 21 Aug '25

21 Aug '25

Vandals have stolen the F from the Funfair sign in our town. Now that is just unfair. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 20 Aug '25

20 Aug '25

What do bees do after they are married? They go on a honeymoon. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 19 Aug '25

19 Aug '25

Here's a Las Vegas Joke: A king and queen walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, you're not 21." Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 18 Aug '25

18 Aug '25

I went to KFC yesterday and ate 14 pieces of chicken. I can now take that off my bucket list. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 17 Aug '25

17 Aug '25

Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escaped from the zoo? It was otter chaos. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 16 Aug '25

16 Aug '25

There are hailstones the size of golf balls hitting the windows here. We've got a hole in one. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 15 Aug '25

15 Aug '25

I caught Kahlua (my dog) chewing on electrical cords, so I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently and now conducting himself properly. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 14 Aug '25

14 Aug '25

I want to get a tee shirt that says "Legalize Recreational Plutonium". I'm sure it will get a reaction. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 13 Aug '25

13 Aug '25

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 12 Aug '25

12 Aug '25

Why does Santa enter houses through chimneys? Because they soot him. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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