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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 20 Sep '25

20 Sep '25

I was visiting Yellowstone NP last week and I saw a weight-lifting bison. He was a buff fellow. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 19 Sep '25

19 Sep '25

What does a pirate pay for his corn? A buccaneer Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 18 Sep '25

18 Sep '25

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 17 Sep '25

17 Sep '25

Where do you learn to make banana splits? At sundae school. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 16 Sep '25

16 Sep '25

Joan keeps sewing hidden microphones into my clothes. It really bugs me. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 15 Sep '25

15 Sep '25

What do you call a zombie who doesn’t joke around? Dead serious. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 14 Sep '25

14 Sep '25

Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Patient: Good news please. Doctor: we're naming a disease after you. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 13 Sep '25

13 Sep '25

Joan gave me an envelope with, “Not to be opened until 2027” on it. Inside was a list of reasons I cannot be trusted to follow simple instructions. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 12 Sep '25

12 Sep '25

I need everyone to wish me luck. I have a meeting at the bank today, and if all goes well, I will be fully out of debt. I’m so excited, I can barely put on my ski-mask! Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 11 Sep '25

11 Sep '25

I begrudgingly had to show Joan the pedal that stops the RV. Well, them's the brakes. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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