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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 18 Feb '26

18 Feb '26

Superman inherited his X-ray ability from his family. He had parental super vision. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 17 Feb '26

17 Feb '26

What do you get hanging from Apple trees? Sore arms. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 16 Feb '26

16 Feb '26

I dreamed someone was shouting "On your marks... Get set..." I woke with a start. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 15 Feb '26

15 Feb '26

What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer? Cool Ranch! Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 14 Feb '26

14 Feb '26

I gave all my dead batteries away today, free of charge. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 13 Feb '26

13 Feb '26

A comma, a period and an exclamation mark were summoned into court. They were being sentenced. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Jokes
by Joe Griffin 12 Feb '26

12 Feb '26

*In honor of Valentine's Day, I present multiple Dad Jokes:* Why do skunks love Valentine’s Day? Because they’re scent-ual animals! Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef? They’ll dessert you. Why did the sheriff lock up his girlfriend? She stole his heart. What Valentine’s Day gift never arrives on time? Choco-late. *And finally*: Two antennae met on a roof, fell in love and got married. Their wedding ceremony wasn’t fancy but, man, the reception was excellent. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 11 Feb '26

11 Feb '26

While interviewing for my VIP position, Gia asked me, “Do you have any experience?” I told her, “Yes, this is my 20th interview.” Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 10 Feb '26

10 Feb '26

Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 09 Feb '26

09 Feb '26

My son is studying to be a surgeon, I just hope he makes the cut. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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