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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 08 Feb '26

08 Feb '26

Whenever I have a question regarding aesthetics I consult my local apiarist. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee holder. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 07 Feb '26

07 Feb '26

You need to work quickly with cement before it dries. That's just a garden fast rule. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 06 Feb '26

06 Feb '26

How do locomotives know where they're going? Lots of training Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 05 Feb '26

05 Feb '26

I used to be brilliant at standing in the rain in a suit of armor. Now I’m a bit rusty. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 04 Feb '26

04 Feb '26

What do you call an pollinater with a perm? A frisbee. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 03 Feb '26

03 Feb '26

What did the calculator say to the student? You can count on me. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 02 Feb '26

02 Feb '26

What's the worst thing about ancient history class? The teachers tend to Babylon. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 01 Feb '26

01 Feb '26

Why did Marta Becket (of the Amargosa Opera House) go sailing? She wanted to hit the high Cs. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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