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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 06 Sep '25

06 Sep '25

Little known fact: Leather is rated based on its texture. Cows with abundant water sources have softer hides, rated A. But hides from cows living in hot, dry climates are D hide rated. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 05 Sep '25

05 Sep '25

I won 2nd prize in a competition - and they gave me a map of the night sky. It was a constellation prize. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 04 Sep '25

04 Sep '25

The ravens (crows) in Death Valley have lost the ability to communicate with each other. The park scientists are looking for the caws. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 03 Sep '25

03 Sep '25

It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong. It takes an even bigger man to give a giraffe a haircut. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 02 Sep '25

02 Sep '25

Maybe I could be the next James Bond. I’m very similar to Bond, in that I first appeared more than fifty years ago, I fuck up a lot of expensive gadgets, and I’m totally unrealistic. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 01 Sep '25

01 Sep '25

A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that's the last thing I need. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 31 Aug '25

31 Aug '25

The stage goes dark. It is lit only by a large chandelier, hanging from the ceiling. A pipe organ rises from the floor, white low smoke whirling around it. On the bench, a small masked orange carbonated figure starts playing. Opening soon, "The Fanta of the Opera". Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 30 Aug '25

30 Aug '25

3,025 years from now, life will be either really good or really bad. It's 5050 Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 29 Aug '25

29 Aug '25

Engineers have successfully made a car that can run on parsley. They are now attempting to make trains that can run on thyme. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 28 Aug '25

28 Aug '25

Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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