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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 24 Mar '26

24 Mar '26

Joan (talking with a friend): Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet. Friend: How did it go? Joan: It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 23 Mar '26

23 Mar '26

Animal Fact #25: Most bobcats are not named bob. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris Jones

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 22 Mar '26

22 Mar '26

My friend swears she can smell freshly baked Indian bread from a mile away. I told her that’s naan scents. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 21 Mar '26

21 Mar '26

I came second in a star naming competition. Got a constellation prize. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 20 Mar '26

20 Mar '26

I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 19 Mar '26

19 Mar '26

After years of research, I finally figured out the secret to a healthy lawn: sprinkle protein powder on the wet morning grass. The discovery was whey over dew. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 18 Mar '26

18 Mar '26

I love my new hobby, archery… it’s great. But there are a lot of drawbacks. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 17 Mar '26

17 Mar '26

Me: Doctor you've got you help me, I'm addicted to Mastodon. Doctor: I don't follow you. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 16 Mar '26

16 Mar '26

What do you call someone who can't stop watching films with strong female leads? A heroine addict. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 15 Mar '26

15 Mar '26

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest? Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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