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Daily Dad Jokes
by Joe Griffin 08 Jul '26

08 Jul '26

I told Joan that I spent $80 on a new belt. She said, "That's a big waist." Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Grandpa Joke
by Joe Griffin 07 Jul '26

07 Jul '26

Why did dad put wheels on grandpa’s rocking chair? Because grandpa wanted to Rock-n-Roll. Joe --

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 06 Jul '26

06 Jul '26

Have you ever tried eating a clock? It’s really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds. Joe --

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 05 Jul '26

05 Jul '26

Why was the robot angry? Because someone kept pressing his buttons! Joe --

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 04 Jul '26

04 Jul '26

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 03 Jul '26

03 Jul '26

I'm proud to announce that I've opened a new paternity testing facility in Indiana. It's called Hoosier Daddy. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 02 Jul '26

02 Jul '26

I’m about to reveal a secret to being a great guitar player...Stay tuned Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 01 Jul '26

01 Jul '26

What does garlic do when it gets too hot? It takes its cloves off. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 30 Jun '26

30 Jun '26

Reminiscing about my college days this morning. I once dated a girl who had a twin, and people always asked how I could tell them apart. It wasn’t that hard, really….Susan painted her nails red, and her brother, Chuck, had a beard. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 29 Jun '26

29 Jun '26

What's the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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