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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 05 Mar '26

05 Mar '26

I lost my job as the rodent keeper at the zoo. No more Mr Mice guy. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 04 Mar '26

04 Mar '26

Why was Ranger Broom late for Morning Meeting? He overswept. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 03 Mar '26

03 Mar '26

I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 02 Mar '26

02 Mar '26

Suzie, my friend, has been engaged over 5 times but never married. That's a lot of near Ms.s Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 01 Mar '26

01 Mar '26

Years ago, to celebrate our engagement, I wanted to take Joan out on an epic adventure in Antarctica. Unfortunately she got cold feet. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 28 Feb '26

28 Feb '26

I dreamed someone was shouting "On your marks... Get set..." I woke with a start. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 27 Feb '26

27 Feb '26

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 26 Feb '26

26 Feb '26

Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says, "how do you drive this thing?" Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 25 Feb '26

25 Feb '26

What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he was fired? Oh, snap. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 24 Feb '26

24 Feb '26

When Joan told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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