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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 13 Feb '26

13 Feb '26

A comma, a period and an exclamation mark were summoned into court. They were being sentenced. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Jokes
by Joe Griffin 12 Feb '26

12 Feb '26

*In honor of Valentine's Day, I present multiple Dad Jokes:* Why do skunks love Valentine’s Day? Because they’re scent-ual animals! Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef? They’ll dessert you. Why did the sheriff lock up his girlfriend? She stole his heart. What Valentine’s Day gift never arrives on time? Choco-late. *And finally*: Two antennae met on a roof, fell in love and got married. Their wedding ceremony wasn’t fancy but, man, the reception was excellent. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 11 Feb '26

11 Feb '26

While interviewing for my VIP position, Gia asked me, “Do you have any experience?” I told her, “Yes, this is my 20th interview.” Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 10 Feb '26

10 Feb '26

Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 09 Feb '26

09 Feb '26

My son is studying to be a surgeon, I just hope he makes the cut. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 08 Feb '26

08 Feb '26

Whenever I have a question regarding aesthetics I consult my local apiarist. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee holder. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 07 Feb '26

07 Feb '26

You need to work quickly with cement before it dries. That's just a garden fast rule. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 06 Feb '26

06 Feb '26

How do locomotives know where they're going? Lots of training Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 05 Feb '26

05 Feb '26

I used to be brilliant at standing in the rain in a suit of armor. Now I’m a bit rusty. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 04 Feb '26

04 Feb '26

What do you call an pollinater with a perm? A frisbee. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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