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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 29 May '26

29 May '26

My wife told me the leftover chicken would make a great sandwich. It’s been an hour since I took it out of the fridge, and it still hasn’t made me a sandwich. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 28 May '26

28 May '26

A long, long time ago: Wife: Honey I’m pregnant. Me: Well…. what do we do now? Wife: Well, I guess we should go to a baby doctor. Me: Hm.. I think I’d be a lot more comfortable going to an adult doctor Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 27 May '26

27 May '26

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 26 May '26

26 May '26

What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the two S’s. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 25 May '26

25 May '26

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender asks, "So what's with the paper towel?" The pirate replies, "Arrrr... there be a bounty on me head." Hat Tip to Dan Flores Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 24 May '26

24 May '26

The recipe said “chill in the fridge for twenty minutes”. There’s no way I’ll fit in my fridge. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 23 May '26

23 May '26

Andrew: "Dad, I'm cold." Joe: "Go stand in the corner, I hear it's 90 degrees." Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 22 May '26

22 May '26

I went to the bank to sort out my mortgage and got directed to someone dressed as a cowboy. I think he was the loan arranger. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 21 May '26

21 May '26

A cheese sandwich walks into a bar and asks for a pint. Bartender: Sorry, we don't serve food. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 20 May '26

20 May '26

I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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