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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 03 Feb '26

03 Feb '26

What did the calculator say to the student? You can count on me. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 02 Feb '26

02 Feb '26

What's the worst thing about ancient history class? The teachers tend to Babylon. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 01 Feb '26

01 Feb '26

Why did Marta Becket (of the Amargosa Opera House) go sailing? She wanted to hit the high Cs. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 31 Jan '26

31 Jan '26

My friend keeps telling me "Cheer up. You aren't stuck in a deep hole in the ground, filled with water." I know he means well. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 30 Jan '26

30 Jan '26

Managed to cut my bills in half. I haven’t saved any money, just a bit obsessed with my scissors. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 29 Jan '26

29 Jan '26

I hear you can view the water between France and the UK 24 hours a day. Just watch the English Channel. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 28 Jan '26

28 Jan '26

Why can't you use "beef stew" as your password? Because it's not stroganoff. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 27 Jan '26

27 Jan '26

Why do vampires hate gambling? They can't handle the stakes. Goback: That's why you'll never see the a Netflix series titled "Las Vegas Vampire". Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 26 Jan '26

26 Jan '26

A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey." The horse says "Sure." Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 26 Jan '26

26 Jan '26

I couldn't get a reservation at the Death Valley library. They were completely booked. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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