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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 26 Jan '26

26 Jan '26

I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 26 Jan '26

26 Jan '26

So, I heard this pun about cows, but it’s kinda offensive so I won’t post it. I don’t want there to be any beef between us. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 22 Jan '26

22 Jan '26

Warning - geek joke incoming: I’m never going to ask a software architect to design a security fence for me. The last one turned out to be highly scaleable. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 21 Jan '26

21 Jan '26

Back in Virginia, my neighbor’s wife is an undertaker. They have two vehicles. His and Hearse. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 20 Jan '26

20 Jan '26

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 19 Jan '26

19 Jan '26

What do you call a barber who is also a detective? Sherlock Combs. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 18 Jan '26

18 Jan '26

Two ravens are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, "do you smell fish?" Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 17 Jan '26

17 Jan '26

If I could name myself after any Egyptian god, I'd be Set. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 16 Jan '26

16 Jan '26

I understand that if you turn over in a canoe... that you can wear it on your head, because it's now cap-sized. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 15 Jan '26

15 Jan '26

Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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