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Merry Christmas Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 25 Dec '25

25 Dec '25

Q: What did Santa say after returning to the North Pole? A: "There's snow place like home." Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 24 Dec '25

24 Dec '25

One night, a Viking named Rudolf the Red was looking out the window when he said, "It's going to rain." His wife asked, "How do you know." He replied, "Because Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear." Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 23 Dec '25

23 Dec '25

Santa has fired one elf who openly defied established elf guidelines. Now he is a rebel without a Claus. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 22 Dec '25

22 Dec '25

FYI: It's no longer "box wine." The classy term is cardboardeaux. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 21 Dec '25

21 Dec '25

I just accidentally hit a truck loaded with electric guitars. Luckily, it was just a fender bender. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 20 Dec '25

20 Dec '25

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a pigeon? Voice mail. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 19 Dec '25

19 Dec '25

I was wondering what soap I should use to clean my pet dolphin. Then I realised an all porpoise cleaner was the best. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 18 Dec '25

18 Dec '25

A friend of mine injured themself at a spinning class. I think they’ve taken a turn for the worse. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 17 Dec '25

17 Dec '25

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 16 Dec '25

16 Dec '25

I just realized that a lot of people don't hold hands in public. Especially if they don't know you. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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