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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 15 Dec '25

15 Dec '25

I used to wonder how Darth Vader ate with that mask on. Then I realized he’s probably force fed. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 14 Dec '25

14 Dec '25

A grocery store in Pahrump now sells real-poo. They ran out of sham-poo. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 13 Dec '25

13 Dec '25

A friend of mine was fired from his job at an aluminum packing facility He was canned. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 12 Dec '25

12 Dec '25

That’s it, I’m done with Amazon. I ordered grain for my chickens, it arrived early in perfect condition, and then they emailed me… asking for my feedback. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 11 Dec '25

11 Dec '25

I always wanted to be a Gregorian Monk. But, I never got the chants. (True story: I was dismissed from Alter Boy School because I couldn't learn Latin.) Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 10 Dec '25

10 Dec '25

Why did the Terminator kill people even after retirement? He was an ex-terminator. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 09 Dec '25

09 Dec '25

Yesterday, I was listening to an operatic song about pasta. Apparently, it's a really famous carbonaria. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 08 Dec '25

08 Dec '25

I like to sing in the car, but only when I put it in reverse. I'm a back up singer Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 07 Dec '25

07 Dec '25

How do the trees get on the internet? They log on. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 06 Dec '25

06 Dec '25

What do you call a dead owl? Anything you want, it doesn't give a hoot. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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