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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 02 Oct '25

02 Oct '25

I’ve crossed a lot of things off my to-do list today. I haven’t done any of them, l just don’t want them on my list anymore. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 01 Oct '25

01 Oct '25

Where do hamburgers go to dance? The meat-ball. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 30 Sep '25

30 Sep '25

I quit my job as a butler in a mansion. I didn’t like being spoken to in that manor. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 29 Sep '25

29 Sep '25

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 28 Sep '25

28 Sep '25

I just saw a car with a bumper sticker that says "Baby on Board: Keep Distance" and I'm wondering, just how dangerous is that baby? Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 27 Sep '25

27 Sep '25

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 26 Sep '25

26 Sep '25

A local farmer has a sign saying "Do Not Touch The Fence." Not sure why, I just can’t put my finger on it. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 25 Sep '25

25 Sep '25

I didn’t realize I’d be so obsessed with a pirate if I ever met one, but as soon as we shook hands I was hooked. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 24 Sep '25

24 Sep '25

Did you know that fish are a great source of omega 3, which is great for helping the brain function? Just some food for thought. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 23 Sep '25

23 Sep '25

I ate a clock yesterday. It was so time consuming. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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