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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 02 Sep '25

02 Sep '25

Maybe I could be the next James Bond. I’m very similar to Bond, in that I first appeared more than fifty years ago, I fuck up a lot of expensive gadgets, and I’m totally unrealistic. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 01 Sep '25

01 Sep '25

A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that's the last thing I need. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 31 Aug '25

31 Aug '25

The stage goes dark. It is lit only by a large chandelier, hanging from the ceiling. A pipe organ rises from the floor, white low smoke whirling around it. On the bench, a small masked orange carbonated figure starts playing. Opening soon, "The Fanta of the Opera". Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 30 Aug '25

30 Aug '25

3,025 years from now, life will be either really good or really bad. It's 5050 Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 29 Aug '25

29 Aug '25

Engineers have successfully made a car that can run on parsley. They are now attempting to make trains that can run on thyme. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 28 Aug '25

28 Aug '25

Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 27 Aug '25

27 Aug '25

It's been months since I bought the book "how to scam people online". It still hasn't turned up. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 26 Aug '25

26 Aug '25

My friend got arrested for impersonating a helium balloon. The police held him for a while and then let him go. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 25 Aug '25

25 Aug '25

I invented a boomerang with teeth. I should have known it would come back to bite me. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 24 Aug '25

24 Aug '25

How does a scientist freshen their breath? With experi-mints! Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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