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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 31 Dec '25

31 Dec '25

I didn’t appreciate my pet rock until it was gone. I had taken it for granite. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 30 Dec '25

30 Dec '25

What do you call a mouse in a toga? Julius Cheeser. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 29 Dec '25

29 Dec '25

Joan just confessed that she broke my favorite lamp… you know, I’m never going to be able to look at her in the same light ever again. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 28 Dec '25

28 Dec '25

My cell phone accidentally took a 10 minute video of my shoes yesterday. It was some pretty good footage. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 27 Dec '25

27 Dec '25

If your pizza isn't from Italy, it's just sparkling flatbread. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 26 Dec '25

26 Dec '25

I invented a new dance where I pretend to sign my autograph in mid-air. It’s my signature move. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Merry Christmas Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 25 Dec '25

25 Dec '25

Q: What did Santa say after returning to the North Pole? A: "There's snow place like home." Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 24 Dec '25

24 Dec '25

One night, a Viking named Rudolf the Red was looking out the window when he said, "It's going to rain." His wife asked, "How do you know." He replied, "Because Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear." Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 23 Dec '25

23 Dec '25

Santa has fired one elf who openly defied established elf guidelines. Now he is a rebel without a Claus. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 22 Dec '25

22 Dec '25

FYI: It's no longer "box wine." The classy term is cardboardeaux. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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