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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 21 Dec '25

21 Dec '25

I just accidentally hit a truck loaded with electric guitars. Luckily, it was just a fender bender. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 20 Dec '25

20 Dec '25

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a pigeon? Voice mail. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 19 Dec '25

19 Dec '25

I was wondering what soap I should use to clean my pet dolphin. Then I realised an all porpoise cleaner was the best. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 18 Dec '25

18 Dec '25

A friend of mine injured themself at a spinning class. I think they’ve taken a turn for the worse. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 17 Dec '25

17 Dec '25

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 16 Dec '25

16 Dec '25

I just realized that a lot of people don't hold hands in public. Especially if they don't know you. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 15 Dec '25

15 Dec '25

I used to wonder how Darth Vader ate with that mask on. Then I realized he’s probably force fed. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 14 Dec '25

14 Dec '25

A grocery store in Pahrump now sells real-poo. They ran out of sham-poo. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 13 Dec '25

13 Dec '25

A friend of mine was fired from his job at an aluminum packing facility He was canned. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 12 Dec '25

12 Dec '25

That’s it, I’m done with Amazon. I ordered grain for my chickens, it arrived early in perfect condition, and then they emailed me… asking for my feedback. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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