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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 11 Dec '25

11 Dec '25

I always wanted to be a Gregorian Monk. But, I never got the chants. (True story: I was dismissed from Alter Boy School because I couldn't learn Latin.) Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 10 Dec '25

10 Dec '25

Why did the Terminator kill people even after retirement? He was an ex-terminator. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 09 Dec '25

09 Dec '25

Yesterday, I was listening to an operatic song about pasta. Apparently, it's a really famous carbonaria. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 08 Dec '25

08 Dec '25

I like to sing in the car, but only when I put it in reverse. I'm a back up singer Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 07 Dec '25

07 Dec '25

How do the trees get on the internet? They log on. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 06 Dec '25

06 Dec '25

What do you call a dead owl? Anything you want, it doesn't give a hoot. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 05 Dec '25

05 Dec '25

90% of bald people still own a comb. They just can't part with it. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 04 Dec '25

04 Dec '25

I'd just like to thank my English teacher for defining the word 'many' for me. It means a lot. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 03 Dec '25

03 Dec '25

I’m taking steps to overcome my hiking addiction but I’m not out of the woods yet. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 02 Dec '25

02 Dec '25

Dracula is walking down a street in Transylvania when suddenly tons of sandwiches, mini sausage rolls, crisps, chicken wings and cocktail sausages fall on him. Crushed and buried under all this food, he uttered his dying words, "Oh no, it's Buffet the Vampire Slayer." Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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