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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 31 Jan '26

31 Jan '26

My friend keeps telling me "Cheer up. You aren't stuck in a deep hole in the ground, filled with water." I know he means well. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 30 Jan '26

30 Jan '26

Managed to cut my bills in half. I haven’t saved any money, just a bit obsessed with my scissors. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 29 Jan '26

29 Jan '26

I hear you can view the water between France and the UK 24 hours a day. Just watch the English Channel. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 28 Jan '26

28 Jan '26

Why can't you use "beef stew" as your password? Because it's not stroganoff. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 27 Jan '26

27 Jan '26

Why do vampires hate gambling? They can't handle the stakes. Goback: That's why you'll never see the a Netflix series titled "Las Vegas Vampire". Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 26 Jan '26

26 Jan '26

A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey." The horse says "Sure." Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 26 Jan '26

26 Jan '26

I couldn't get a reservation at the Death Valley library. They were completely booked. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 26 Jan '26

26 Jan '26

I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 26 Jan '26

26 Jan '26

So, I heard this pun about cows, but it’s kinda offensive so I won’t post it. I don’t want there to be any beef between us. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 22 Jan '26

22 Jan '26

Warning - geek joke incoming: I’m never going to ask a software architect to design a security fence for me. The last one turned out to be highly scaleable. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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