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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 21 Jan '26

21 Jan '26

Back in Virginia, my neighbor’s wife is an undertaker. They have two vehicles. His and Hearse. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 20 Jan '26

20 Jan '26

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 19 Jan '26

19 Jan '26

What do you call a barber who is also a detective? Sherlock Combs. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 18 Jan '26

18 Jan '26

Two ravens are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, "do you smell fish?" Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 17 Jan '26

17 Jan '26

If I could name myself after any Egyptian god, I'd be Set. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 16 Jan '26

16 Jan '26

I understand that if you turn over in a canoe... that you can wear it on your head, because it's now cap-sized. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 15 Jan '26

15 Jan '26

Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 14 Jan '26

14 Jan '26

Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads? A: Ice Caps. Joe --- "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 13 Jan '26

13 Jan '26

When is a boat (on lake Manley) just like snow? When it is adrift. Joe --- "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 12 Jan '26

12 Jan '26

What do frogs wear on their feet? Open toad sandals. Joe --- "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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