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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 11 Jan '26

11 Jan '26

What happened when the weather observer tried to catch fog? They mist? Joe --- "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 10 Jan '26

10 Jan '26

I have a pet termite. I named him Clint. Clint Eats Wood. *Hat tip to Heather Mazzola-Koga* Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 09 Jan '26

09 Jan '26

I misplaced Dwayne Johnson's cutting tool for the origami workshop... I can't believe I lost the Rock's Paper Scissors. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 08 Jan '26

08 Jan '26

Mountains aren't just funny, they are hill areas. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 07 Jan '26

07 Jan '26

Q: What did the man say during his interview at the mirror factory? A: On reflection, I can see myself doing this job. Joe --- "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 06 Jan '26

06 Jan '26

What do you call dinosaur meat wrapped in bacon? Jurassic Pork. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 05 Jan '26

05 Jan '26

How do you measure the quality of a pun/Daily Dad Joke? Use a sighsmograph. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 04 Jan '26

04 Jan '26

What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 03 Jan '26

03 Jan '26

What’s the difference between Iron Man and Aluminium Man? Iron Man stops the bad guys, but Aluminium Man just foils their plans. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 02 Jan '26

02 Jan '26

The patron saint of copying people on email... is St. francis of a CC. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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