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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 25 May '26

25 May '26

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender asks, "So what's with the paper towel?" The pirate replies, "Arrrr... there be a bounty on me head." Hat Tip to Dan Flores Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 24 May '26

24 May '26

The recipe said “chill in the fridge for twenty minutes”. There’s no way I’ll fit in my fridge. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 23 May '26

23 May '26

Andrew: "Dad, I'm cold." Joe: "Go stand in the corner, I hear it's 90 degrees." Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 22 May '26

22 May '26

I went to the bank to sort out my mortgage and got directed to someone dressed as a cowboy. I think he was the loan arranger. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 21 May '26

21 May '26

A cheese sandwich walks into a bar and asks for a pint. Bartender: Sorry, we don't serve food. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 20 May '26

20 May '26

I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 19 May '26

19 May '26

Q: Why does it feel so good to go to the aquarium? A: All the indoor fins. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 18 May '26

18 May '26

Mitosis is just a scam by Big Biology to cell more. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 17 May '26

17 May '26

Have you heard of the music group called the Defibrillators? They’re a revival band. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 16 May '26

16 May '26

I didn’t think I’d fail my origami exam. But that’s just how things unfolded. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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