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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 15 May '26

15 May '26

They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian – they’re not laughing now Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 14 May '26

14 May '26

Writing with a broken pencil is pointless. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 13 May '26

13 May '26

Q: How does Darth Vader like his toast? A: On the dark side. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 12 May '26

12 May '26

I accidentally broke a window and cannot find the last shard. It’s a bit of a pane. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 11 May '26

11 May '26

A truck load of Lego bricks has overturned on the freeway. Police say they don’t know what to make of it. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 10 May '26

10 May '26

Borrowed from an article about David Attenborough... ... at the end of filming everyone who had been involved went out for a meal and he told this story about when he had been filming in Africa and they had visited a village where the chief was very keen to show off his beautiful, elaborately carved hardwood throne. Every night to protect it from termites they would hoist it up into the grass roof of his house on ropes and store it there. But one day the weight of it proved too much and it pulled the whole house down on top of them. And then David Attenborough paused. And the whole table, who had been taking this entire anecdote completely seriously as something that he personally witnessed while filming, leaned in closer. "So it's true what they say" he apparently said gravely with an entirely straight face. "People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones" The whole table had believed his Dad joke completely. Absolute legend. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 09 May '26

09 May '26

Q: What fruit just LOVES roller-coasters? A: A ki-WIIIII!!!! Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke - nerd alert
by Joe Griffin 08 May '26

08 May '26

The Higgs Bosun walks into a church. The Priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosuns in here." The Higgs Bosun replies, "But without me, how can you have Mass?" Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 07 May '26

07 May '26

During my flight home, a woman fainted and fell onto the baggage carousel. She's coming around now. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 06 May '26

06 May '26

I insulted my friend Terry in public, and I feel awful. I must be suffering from dissin' Terry. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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