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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 05 May '26

05 May '26

How far is it from the Earth to the sun? 10 CVS receipts. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 04 May '26

04 May '26

I just got back from the annual Condiment Convention. It was nice to ketchup with old friends again. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 03 May '26

03 May '26

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm? A little shaken. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 02 May '26

02 May '26

I survived a fall without a parachute. I’ve also survived a winter, spring and summer without one, too. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 01 May '26

01 May '26

Nurse: Doctor, there's a patient that says he's invisible. Doctor: Well, tell him I can't see him right now! Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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