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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 30 Jun '26

30 Jun '26

Reminiscing about my college days this morning. I once dated a girl who had a twin, and people always asked how I could tell them apart. It wasn’t that hard, really….Susan painted her nails red, and her brother, Chuck, had a beard. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 29 Jun '26

29 Jun '26

What's the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 28 Jun '26

28 Jun '26

Last night Joan and I watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 27 Jun '26

27 Jun '26

Just read a few facts about frogs. They were ribbiting. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 26 Jun '26

26 Jun '26

What’s the difference between black-eyed peas and chickpeas? Well, the Black-Eyed Peas can sing us a song while chickpeas can only hummus one. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 25 Jun '26

25 Jun '26

I’m opening a new shadow puppet theatre. The business plan says I’ll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 24 Jun '26

24 Jun '26

I’ve recently switched from eating venison to eating pheasant. Absolute game changer. Joe --

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 23 Jun '26

23 Jun '26

Why could the mechanic unable to become an actor? He couldn’t get the parts. Joe --

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 22 Jun '26

22 Jun '26

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 21 Jun '26

21 Jun '26

Hiking in your 70s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist and nearly met Jesus. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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