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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 20 Jun '26

20 Jun '26

Reading about the health benefits of sleep this morning. Apparently, going to bed on time is one of the most impactful things you can do for your overall well-being. I've already taken this to heart...started putting my watch under my mattress. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 19 Jun '26

19 Jun '26

What do you call a fake potato? An ima-tater. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 18 Jun '26

18 Jun '26

I never understood why we have those arrows with rubber suckers at the end. They’re pointless. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 17 Jun '26

17 Jun '26

I bought Joan a lamp in the shape of a Coke bottle. She was soda lighted. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 16 Jun '26

16 Jun '26

I burned 2000 calories today. I left my food in the oven for too long. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 15 Jun '26

15 Jun '26

I used to work in a shoe recycling center. It was sole destroying. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 14 Jun '26

14 Jun '26

Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 13 Jun '26

13 Jun '26

Milk is the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 12 Jun '26

12 Jun '26

Can February march? No, but April may. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 11 Jun '26

11 Jun '26

I’ve decided I’m gonna go on a second diet. There’s not nearly enough food on just the one. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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