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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 10 Jun '26

10 Jun '26

Took the shell off my racing snail this weekend. Thought it might speed him up. If anything, it made him more sluggish. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 09 Jun '26

09 Jun '26

Superman has cancelled his fight with Dracula because he can’t go near the crypt tonight. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 08 Jun '26

08 Jun '26

What did the shy pebble wish for? That she was a little boulder. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 07 Jun '26

07 Jun '26

I don’t think I could cope with a job as a coffee taster. How do they sleep at night? Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 06 Jun '26

06 Jun '26

What has ears but cannot hear? A field of corn. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 05 Jun '26

05 Jun '26

I saw a transparent billboard yesterday. I thought to myself, "That's a clear sign". Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 04 Jun '26

04 Jun '26

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 03 Jun '26

03 Jun '26

They closed the local bridge today. I still can’t get over it. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 02 Jun '26

02 Jun '26

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK Joe --- "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 01 Jun '26

01 Jun '26

I needed a password eight characters long. So I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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