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Daily Dad Jokes
by Joe Griffin 28 Jul '26

28 Jul '26

I got my hearing aids adjusted and the good news is my hearing is much improved. The bad news is my knees apparently pop and crack a lot more than I realized. Joe --

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Daily Dad Jokes
by Joe Griffin 27 Jul '26

27 Jul '26

If Irwin Schrodinger had a cat... Would it be both an indoor cat and an outdoor cat at the same time? Joe --

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Daily Dad Jokes
by Joe Griffin 26 Jul '26

26 Jul '26

I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthic. He said, "Sure, knock yourself out." Joe --

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Daily Dad Jokes
by Joe Griffin 25 Jul '26

25 Jul '26

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you. Joe --

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Daily Dad Jokes
by Joe Griffin 24 Jul '26

24 Jul '26

Your vet won't tell you this, but if your dog is running a fever ... try mustard. It's the best thing for a hot dog. Joe --

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Daily Dad Jokes
by Joe Griffin 23 Jul '26

23 Jul '26

My grandson loves to play with building blocks that have magnets. I’m not sure how I feel about them. Seems like there are pluses and minuses. Joe --

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Daily Dad Jokes
by Joe Griffin 22 Jul '26

22 Jul '26

Overheard at the DEVA Information Desk... Joe --

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Daily Dad Jokes
by Joe Griffin 21 Jul '26

21 Jul '26

Be thankful it’s not snowing outside. Imagine shoveling snow in this heat. Joe --

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Daily Dad Jokes
by Joe Griffin 20 Jul '26

20 Jul '26

Why is it so windy inside an arena? All those fans. Joe --

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Daily Dad Jokes
by Joe Griffin 19 Jul '26

19 Jul '26

I've bought a new eco-friendly NPS Volunteer Uniform made of desert cactus leaves. I look really sharp in it. Joe --

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