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Daily Dad Jokes
by Joe Griffin 31 Jul '26

31 Jul '26

In a freak orchestra accident, I was hit on the head by a xylophone. I fear I may have percussion. Joe --

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Daily Dad Jokes
by Joe Griffin 30 Jul '26

30 Jul '26

My new job requires me to lift heavy boxes, but I’m not strong enough. I’m gonna have to turn in my too-weak notice. Joe --

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Daily Dad Jokes
by Joe Griffin 29 Jul '26

29 Jul '26

The engineer in me is into numbers and statistics, which led me to think about Snow White while watching it with the grandkid yesterday. Statistically speaking, 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy. Joe --

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Daily Dad Jokes
by Joe Griffin 28 Jul '26

28 Jul '26

I got my hearing aids adjusted and the good news is my hearing is much improved. The bad news is my knees apparently pop and crack a lot more than I realized. Joe --

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Daily Dad Jokes
by Joe Griffin 27 Jul '26

27 Jul '26

If Irwin Schrodinger had a cat... Would it be both an indoor cat and an outdoor cat at the same time? Joe --

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Daily Dad Jokes
by Joe Griffin 26 Jul '26

26 Jul '26

I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthic. He said, "Sure, knock yourself out." Joe --

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Daily Dad Jokes
by Joe Griffin 25 Jul '26

25 Jul '26

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you. Joe --

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Daily Dad Jokes
by Joe Griffin 24 Jul '26

24 Jul '26

Your vet won't tell you this, but if your dog is running a fever ... try mustard. It's the best thing for a hot dog. Joe --

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Daily Dad Jokes
by Joe Griffin 23 Jul '26

23 Jul '26

My grandson loves to play with building blocks that have magnets. I’m not sure how I feel about them. Seems like there are pluses and minuses. Joe --

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Daily Dad Jokes
by Joe Griffin 22 Jul '26

22 Jul '26

Overheard at the DEVA Information Desk... Joe --

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