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Daily Dad Jokes
by Joe Griffin 21 Jul '26

21 Jul '26

Be thankful it’s not snowing outside. Imagine shoveling snow in this heat. Joe --

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Daily Dad Jokes
by Joe Griffin 20 Jul '26

20 Jul '26

Why is it so windy inside an arena? All those fans. Joe --

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Daily Dad Jokes
by Joe Griffin 19 Jul '26

19 Jul '26

I've bought a new eco-friendly NPS Volunteer Uniform made of desert cactus leaves. I look really sharp in it. Joe --

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Daily Dad Jokes
by Joe Griffin 18 Jul '26

18 Jul '26

I tried playing golf and all my tee shots went in a spiral. Apparently I shouldn't have used a screwdriver. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Jokes
by Joe Griffin 17 Jul '26

17 Jul '26

Just watching something this morning on Turner Classic Movies. It reminded me how much I love ruining the plot of Dorian Gray…Never gets old. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Jokes
by Joe Griffin 16 Jul '26

16 Jul '26

To celebrate my 71st birthday: Age is mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. Joe --

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Daily Dad Jokes
by Joe Griffin 15 Jul '26

15 Jul '26

I saw a billboard this morning that said ‘Future Events’ and I thought, “That’s a sign of things to come”. Joe --

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Daily Dad Jokes
by Joe Griffin 14 Jul '26

14 Jul '26

Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's two-tired. Joe --

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Daily Dad Jokes
by Joe Griffin 13 Jul '26

13 Jul '26

Enjoying my fourth espresso of the morning, I realized I might be addicted to caffeine. I have beaten addictions before. For example, I used to be addicted to time travel...but that's all in the past now. Joe --

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Daily Dad Jokes
by Joe Griffin 12 Jul '26

12 Jul '26

How do you make a hot dog stand? Take its chair away. Joe --

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