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Daily Dad Jokes
by Joe Griffin 11 Jul '26

11 Jul '26

I was telling the grandkid about the health benefits of eating dried fruits recently. It's really all about raisin awareness. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Jokes
by Joe Griffin 10 Jul '26

10 Jul '26

If you feel lonely, just start a small business. Then at least you’ll have a little company. Joe --

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Daily Dad Jokes
by Joe Griffin 09 Jul '26

09 Jul '26

Reading some fairy tales to my grandson this weekend got me wondering... If the King sleeps on a king mattress and the Queen sleeps on a queen mattress, where does the Prince sleep? Perhaps on an heir mattress? HT to David Marlow Joe --

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Daily Dad Jokes
by Joe Griffin 08 Jul '26

08 Jul '26

I told Joan that I spent $80 on a new belt. She said, "That's a big waist." Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Grandpa Joke
by Joe Griffin 07 Jul '26

07 Jul '26

Why did dad put wheels on grandpa’s rocking chair? Because grandpa wanted to Rock-n-Roll. Joe --

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 06 Jul '26

06 Jul '26

Have you ever tried eating a clock? It’s really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds. Joe --

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 05 Jul '26

05 Jul '26

Why was the robot angry? Because someone kept pressing his buttons! Joe --

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 04 Jul '26

04 Jul '26

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 03 Jul '26

03 Jul '26

I'm proud to announce that I've opened a new paternity testing facility in Indiana. It's called Hoosier Daddy. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 02 Jul '26

02 Jul '26

I’m about to reveal a secret to being a great guitar player...Stay tuned Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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