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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 05 Nov '25

05 Nov '25

Want to hear a joke about construction? You'll have to wait, I'm still working on it. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 04 Nov '25

04 Nov '25

My friend quit his job at the door factory. He just couldn’t get a handle on it. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 03 Nov '25

03 Nov '25

What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand... Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 02 Nov '25

02 Nov '25

The worst job I ever had was ironing cowboy shirts. Howdy pressing. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 01 Nov '25

01 Nov '25

Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy. How low can you go? Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 31 Oct '25

31 Oct '25

What do you call a muscular pumpkin? A jacked-o-lantern. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 30 Oct '25

30 Oct '25

I’m not keen on those new coins they’ve just released. To be fair, I’ve never liked change. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 29 Oct '25

29 Oct '25

Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 28 Oct '25

28 Oct '25

Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend! Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 27 Oct '25

27 Oct '25

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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