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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 07 Oct '25

07 Oct '25

I saw two worms who were very much in love. They were soil mates. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 06 Oct '25

06 Oct '25

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 05 Oct '25

05 Oct '25

What do you call a ventriloquist act with no puppets? A show of hands. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 04 Oct '25

04 Oct '25

I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 03 Oct '25

03 Oct '25

What’s the difference between Saint George and Santa’s reindeer? One slays a dragon, the others are dragging a sleigh. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 02 Oct '25

02 Oct '25

I’ve crossed a lot of things off my to-do list today. I haven’t done any of them, l just don’t want them on my list anymore. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 01 Oct '25

01 Oct '25

Where do hamburgers go to dance? The meat-ball. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 30 Sep '25

30 Sep '25

I quit my job as a butler in a mansion. I didn’t like being spoken to in that manor. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 29 Sep '25

29 Sep '25

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 28 Sep '25

28 Sep '25

I just saw a car with a bumper sticker that says "Baby on Board: Keep Distance" and I'm wondering, just how dangerous is that baby? Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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