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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 17 Sep '25

17 Sep '25

Where do you learn to make banana splits? At sundae school. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 16 Sep '25

16 Sep '25

Joan keeps sewing hidden microphones into my clothes. It really bugs me. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 15 Sep '25

15 Sep '25

What do you call a zombie who doesn’t joke around? Dead serious. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 14 Sep '25

14 Sep '25

Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Patient: Good news please. Doctor: we're naming a disease after you. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 13 Sep '25

13 Sep '25

Joan gave me an envelope with, “Not to be opened until 2027” on it. Inside was a list of reasons I cannot be trusted to follow simple instructions. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 12 Sep '25

12 Sep '25

I need everyone to wish me luck. I have a meeting at the bank today, and if all goes well, I will be fully out of debt. I’m so excited, I can barely put on my ski-mask! Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 11 Sep '25

11 Sep '25

I begrudgingly had to show Joan the pedal that stops the RV. Well, them's the brakes. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 10 Sep '25

10 Sep '25

Theorists have studied the curious time dilation afforded by structured procrastination. Mostly they studied it right before their papers were due. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 09 Sep '25

09 Sep '25

Without geometry life is pointless. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 08 Sep '25

08 Sep '25

What do you call a zombie raffle? A dead giveaway. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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