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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 27 Sep '25

27 Sep '25

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 26 Sep '25

26 Sep '25

A local farmer has a sign saying "Do Not Touch The Fence." Not sure why, I just can’t put my finger on it. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 25 Sep '25

25 Sep '25

I didn’t realize I’d be so obsessed with a pirate if I ever met one, but as soon as we shook hands I was hooked. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 24 Sep '25

24 Sep '25

Did you know that fish are a great source of omega 3, which is great for helping the brain function? Just some food for thought. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 23 Sep '25

23 Sep '25

I ate a clock yesterday. It was so time consuming. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 22 Sep '25

22 Sep '25

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 21 Sep '25

21 Sep '25

Joan and I visited our mechanic the other day to pick up our car. Joan: "Hi, I'm Joan Griffin. We're here to pick up our car." Mechanic: "Good thing that there's two of you, it's heavy." [This is a true story.] Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 20 Sep '25

20 Sep '25

I was visiting Yellowstone NP last week and I saw a weight-lifting bison. He was a buff fellow. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 19 Sep '25

19 Sep '25

What does a pirate pay for his corn? A buccaneer Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 18 Sep '25

18 Sep '25

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot. Joe -- Fight like hell. - Mary Harris "Mother" Jones “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter

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