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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 26 Oct '25

26 Oct '25

Why are mummys scared of vacation? They're afraid to unwind. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 25 Oct '25

25 Oct '25

Ohhhhh, DAD jokes! Sorry. I thought you said BAD jokes. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 24 Oct '25

24 Oct '25

What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 23 Oct '25

23 Oct '25

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? Ideally three, but toucan. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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by pastormom＠aol.com 22 Oct '25

22 Oct '25

Every time I get into a car and I see 'Door Ajar', I say, 'No, it's a door'

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 22 Oct '25

22 Oct '25

I just heard that a man collapsed on the ferris wheel at the fair. EMTs on site say he is slowly coming around. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 21 Oct '25

21 Oct '25

I watch a documentary last night about how they put ships together. It was riveting. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 20 Oct '25

20 Oct '25

People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 19 Oct '25

19 Oct '25

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days? Dunno, they're just a bit shady. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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Daily Dad Joke
by Joe Griffin 18 Oct '25

18 Oct '25

When I buy a pack of a dozen ribs, I only eat ribs 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11. I prefer prime ribs. Joe -- “You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter "What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." — Jane Goodall

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